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Earthquakes

Monday, October 8th, 2012

So I was watching the news, and they said something about an “earthquake”. I didn’t know what that meant, so I looked it up. Turns out an earthquake is exactly what it sounds like. When everything breaks. Cities get torn down in minutes. Huge waves swamp entire towns. One happened in a place called Haiti not too long ago, another in Japan.

Who caused it? No one caused it. It just kind of happened. I have caused destruction like this – heck, I’ve caused destruction exactly like this before – but I’ve always done it with a purpose in mind. A goal. And there was a way that it all seemed to build up into…I don’t know. A story.

I don’t know where I fit into all of this. What is the point in being wicked if evil things happen without me lifting a finger? Maybe when I am Wizard, I will have the ability to channel this chaos more effectively. Now, it just all feels… wrong.

One thing’s for sure, I need to get this campaign underway. I will be selecting my manager soon.

Applicants

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

So, I have decided to launch my own campaign for Wizard, though I need someone who is more familiar with this world to assist me. To that end, I placed an ad in several newspapers, calling for a “Campaign Manager.”

Today the first round of applications came in. A wide selection of minion candidates, many of which were interesting and warrant further review. I had to curse a few of them, however, for insolence or other forms of deception.