I’m in some weird territory that I’ve never seen before. It’s far too dry and the people are too tall for it to be Munchkin Land, so where in Oz am I? I ran from the site where I inelegantly dropped from the sky, so even knowing where I was won’t help me now.

I have decided to begin chronicling my journey in this foreign land. It may prove useful for interacting with you, the native populace, and for tracking down my location.

If anyone knows where I am, I command you to leave me a message! I will consider you among my faithful followers when I take over Oz.