Do you people not know who I am? I know you do, but allow me to repeat it: I am the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST! You all are supposed to fear me! Why, even just the sight of my skin strikes fear into all of Oz.

I have searched my memory for my favorite spells – they were faithfully earmarked in my grimmoire back home. I have recalled a few, and have cursed some of you. Comment and let me know when they work.

For those of you who were more respectful, I appreciate your time.  I need to do some more research into this world, to figure out how to best go about this, but I will get back to you shortly.