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Archive for November, 2012

Depressed

Monday, November 19th, 2012

I know I haven’t been posting. I can’t think of a reason to.

Everything I have been working towards has fallen apart. I can’t even find a way to get home. I NEED to get home. I don’t know what I will do if I am stuck in this empty, pathetic world longer.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

So that last burst of hope? Yeah, turns out, it came entirely from not understanding how these prediction maps work.

I hate your stupid world. No one appreciates what evil has to offer here.

I want to go home.

THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

I can’t believe it! I thought our chances were slim, but… just look at these projections I got after messing with the presidential calculator!



LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN! THE PROJECTIONS CAN’T BE WRONG! I’M THE NEXT WIZARD!

CHANGE IS COMING TO THIS BLASTED COUNTRY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

No Dice

Monday, November 5th, 2012

It didn’t work. I can’t do it.

The moment I write Oz or myself into the context of a story, everything I have been writing disappears. Just like that — Poof! — all my work, gone. Tried three times, then thought about calling up Microsoft to complain about this glitch in Word, but…

Who am I kidding. This isn’t a glitch in Word. It may even be more along the lines of Magic, but Oz knows it’s not a form of magic I like.

I can’t read stories about me. They appear blank. The moment the story I’m writing becomes about me, I can’t see it. I even tried using an alias, thinking I could do find-replace after… even that didn’t work.

Looks like we’re stuck depending on you guys, after all. Though I’m not exactly sure how I’m supposed to read your works, either. Maybe this “Mr. Administrator” has some way to bypass the blankness, I don’t know. I’m very frustrated right now.

That said, I really appreciate the extent to which you guys are going to make me comfortable with the process. I’ll give any notes possible to ensure I have a suitably evil homecoming.

Self-refictionalization

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

I apologize for not being around. I’ve been… distracted. Election day is around the corner, after all, and as my campaign managers seem to have become preoccupied I’ve been doing my best to make a final push. I’ve been trying to host a few rallies, but everyone who shows up just seems very confused. To be frank, I’m increasingly depressed about my victory prospects. People here just don’t appreciate the value of evil.

I did see something interesting on your forum today, however. A suggestion that we may be able to┬áre-fictionalize ourselves with stories we create, rather than waiting around for you people. This certainly sounds appealing — I for one, have had enough of waiting. I have done some research into how re-fictionalization works, and I believe I will attempt it tonight.