Okay, it’s quite clear that I’m not in Oz anymore. That’s lovely. Do you know what that means for me?
A whole new world to terrorize! Remember this post well, for it is the beginning of my new reign! Truly it was brilliant foresight on my part to decide to chronicle my progress.
Only, I seem to have run into a bit of a hitch. I told someone I needed to speak to your Wizard today, and he said he had no idea what I was talking about. He said: “We elect our leaders here.” You elect them?! That’s ridiculous. How can you people ever expect to get anything done?
A leader must rule through fear and flying monkeys, not through popular support. I will fix this when I rule.
For the most part, nothing DOES get done >.> You see the problem we have?
That’s why we need soembody like you around here. However you may have to ‘play their game’ for as far as it benefits you.
Scarab has a point. Like any politician you have to win their hearts and minds. Then Screw them over once you get what you wanted.