Wednesday, August 10, 2022 16:31

Red is a stupid color

Two discoveries. One, I have no idea how you people find your way around on foot. All your roads are the same color, how does anyone tell them apart? In New York, at least the subway lines were different colors…

Second discovery. Legends has the worst shoe selection in the multiverse. While several of their shoes were shiny,  not a single one was made out of actual silver. In fact, for some reason they kept trying to give me RED shoes. Why would I want red shoes? And they claim to know what’s fashionable.

I have filed a complaint. It’s not as effective as cursing, but it’s the best I can do here.

2 Responses to “Red is a stupid color”

  1. QXZenith says:

    Maybe if the shoe stores don’t have the silver shoes you want, you should have your own made.
    Buy/acquire enough silver to make shoes, and bring it to a jeweller or a silversmith and instruct him to make shoes for you.

  2. Dryunya says:

    Lady witch, we have found a way to send you home. Don’t worry, we’ll do all the work for you.

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