I can’t believe it! I thought our chances were slim, but… just look at these projections I got after messing with the presidential calculator!

LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN! THE PROJECTIONS CAN’T BE WRONG! I’M THE NEXT WIZARD!
CHANGE IS COMING TO THIS BLASTED COUNTRY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Best of luck! I hope you win! …I guess we’ll know soon.
–Qara-Xuan