Wednesday, August 10, 2022 17:04

I GOT MY POWERS BACK

I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY, BUT YESTERDAY I SUCCESSFULLY CURSED A WAITER!

He turned into a KANGAROO. How DIABOLICAL — they are not even native to the region, he will have no idea how to deal with local¬†predators.

THIS IS GLORIOUS! LOOK OUT, YOU STUPID WORLD! LOOK OUT, MEXICO! I’VE GOT PLENTY OF PENT UP EVIL TO UNLEASH!

EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

…my cackle is far less effective in text.

12 Responses to “I GOT MY POWERS BACK”

  1. Sarah T says:

    Okay as awesome as this is, please stay calm.

    Turns out we have reason to believe that the reason your powers are coming back is to do with the cracks in the wall between your world and ours steadily breaking down. Good now, but eventually the WHOLE THING is going to collapse.

    At which point we’re all pretty much doomed, powers or no powers.

  2. Blurred_9L says:

    That is… good for you I believe. Though, as Sarah here says, the world is in great peril right now. Surely, if the world is destroyed there won\’t be much to do, right?
    Maybe you could help us save the world… And then you can take over my country. In fact, I don\’t mind if you took care of the current figure of power. You could say he really is a… \”donkey\”.

    Whatever is your decision, please let us hear it. Thanks.

    • West Witch says:

      Look, I understand the world is in trouble, and thats oh-so-terrible, but i’m THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST. I have a lot of pent up EVIL to work through right now.

      Starting with making everyone who wronged me suffer. EEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

      • West Witch says:

        …no, no, the text cackle really doesn’t work. Sigh.

        • Blurred_9L says:

          Well, ma’am if that’s what you think you should do, then, who am I to stop you. Though I must ask, who are you referring by the ones who wronged you in particular?

          Also, I have enough imagination to hear your evil cackle inside my mind, it is most magnificent.

      • Sarah T says:

        Try audio recordings. You should now have no trouble transmitting your message over, say, those giant sdcreens they have in Tokyo, right?

  3. Gregalicious says:

    Congratulations witch. I am happy for you. May the world now recognize your evil. (Please don’t smite me).

    By the way, are you ready to return to Oz? We’ve got a way prepared. It’s been tested and proven without fail. You’ve been looking for a way back home, and now you’ve got one. Are you ready for it?

  4. Vicariousshaner says:

    Dear Ms. Witch.

    May it be said that I, perhaps above no one else than yourself, is very pleased about the return of your powers. I must ask the question though, would it be a bit of a waste of your time to target some silly person on the internet? Surely with the return of your powers you could easily take down the current government by force. Beware, there are those that wish to send you back to Oz with absolutely none of your say in the matter. I would recommend taking a position of power before dealing with…trivial matters.

    With regards,

    An understanding ally.

  5. Sicon says:

    Well well well, I hear tell from a little birdie that you happen to be coming to visit me. How fun. Please let me know when you’ll arrive so I can properly welcome you. I’m even a little sick right now, so maybe you will catch a cold!

    • West Witch says:

      I am shaking in my boots.
      …How are you enjoying that “cold” by the way?

      • QXZenith says:

        My dear witch,

        I highly doubt that my clone is bothered by the “cold”– they’re generally little more than a minor inconvenience. Of course, colds are known to be much more dangerous, even lethal, to people from places that have never been exposed to them before. …Funny thing, but I know for a fact that there are no colds in Oz.

        I feel sure I speak for Sicon as well as myself when I say that the cold is all the more enjoyable with the knowledge of whom it’s headed for.

        That is, if you even make it that far. I hope you do; he’s really COUNTING on having your company soon, or so I hear. Quite the eager host.

        I’m sure any guest would just MELT with delight at his kindness.

        Regards,
        Qara-Xuan

  6. Dryunya says:

    Goodbye, lady Witch.
    You could advance our science before leaving, you know. –≥_–≥

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