So, I have decided to launch my own campaign for Wizard, though I need someone who is more familiar with this world to assist me. To that end, I placed an ad in several newspapers, calling for a “Campaign Manager.”
Today the first round of applications came in. A wide selection of minion candidates, many of which were interesting and warrant further review. I had to curse a few of them, however, for insolence or other forms of deception.
I am very sorry to say, but it is too late to begin your campaign for… Wizard. Sadly, the election only occurs once every four years, and with the election in one month, they are not accepting any new candidates.
I have researched the situation, candidates can be written into the ballet. In the face of terror they will have no choice but to do so for me.
You are quite the fish out of water. Although I think that water might find its way to you, if you get what I’m saying. Or if you don’t. It doesn’t matter terribly, nobody is expecting you to succeed. That’s also my general message. Your lack of success. That is what is going to happen. You. Failing.
However, for a candidate to be written in, they must be registered in all 50 states, before a deadline, in some cases. You may want to work on that.
Not only that but for USA alone you have to be an American Citizen.