Tuesday, March 28, 2023 18:13

The Campaign Begins

I have read through countless applications – some of which showed promising evil aptitude, some of which proved disappointing – and I have finally come to my decision.

My new campaign manager is Sarah T. Her connections and ideas have convinced me that she is the candidate who will help me ascend to the top of this mess you call the Democratic Process.

She will be aided by Andrew and Greg S., two men who I am confident will be the best right and left hands a campaign manager could ask for.

Now. It is time we begin brainstorming. Failure is not an option – this world is too chaotic and must be made to conform for simplicity’s sake. It falls to the hands of my campaign management team, who I’m certain would not enjoy seeing what I do should we lose.

 

7 Responses to “The Campaign Begins”

  1. Adell says:

    What would you do if you lose? Just curious.

  2. Scarab says:

    Thank you. I’m honoured to have been selected, rest assured you can count on us. I will email my contacts at the website and get in contact with the left and right hands.

    Oh, and Adell? Losing is not an option we are considering.

  3. Gregalicious says:

    The one and (hopefully) only Greg S here, reporting for duty. Although upsetting that it is that I did not make the management position, I am honored to be of assistance in any capacity (Just as long as I’m the right hand, and not the left).

    And I do agree with my head, losing is not an option. It’s either win, or win magnificently. And I say we win magnificently.

  4. Sicon says:

    Losing is only an option if you let it be. Well, in any case, I congratulate the successful applicants on their acceptance. I shall be watching future developments very closely….

  5. AceOfSpades says:

    I never knew you of all people would be pro conformist WW. From what I read you like disrupting order in even the most peaceful lands.

  6. Vicariousshaner says:

    You have made the wrong, choice, Witch.

    I warned you of the consequences that could befall you. There is now nothing I can do to help you.

    See you back in Oz soon.

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