So, as much I hate to admit it, I think I’m lost. I got hit by a twister yesterday and got thrown off course, and to add insult to injury my broom has stopped working.
I’m in some weird territory that I’ve never seen before. It’s far too dry and the people are too tall for it to be Munchkin Land, so where in Oz am I? I ran from the site where I inelegantly dropped from the sky, so even knowing where I was won’t help me now.
I have decided to begin chronicling my journey in this foreign land. It may prove useful for interacting with you, the native populace, and for tracking down my location.
If anyone knows where I am, I command you to leave me a message! I will consider you among my faithful followers when I take over Oz.
Welcome to the real world. Whatever you do, do not watch the show Oz. It’s not what you think.