I’m not quite giving up on my campaign, by the way. Maybe if I win this race to be Wizard, I can leverage the governments resources to this matter. Or find a way to fix what makes your world so… terrible.
But… it’s not just the elements that are wrong here… it’s the people, the mockery and bureaucracy that stands in the way of true evil. Based on the tone of some of your comments, I’m not sure I have much hope.
So I need a backup plan. I’m going to do what I can to get home.
Don’t worry, if and when we’ll be capable of returning you home you’ll be the first to know (mostly cause you’ll probably just read it on our forum).
This world has nothing to offer to you. However would it really be better if you went back? Would people really accept you as much as you think? Evil may have a role but it is not as if people over there will take you any more kindly. I feel you’re screwed on both ends.
I don’t need for them to “accept me.” I need a world that lets me be true to my nature, to revel in it.
In Oz I could be as wicked as I could be, NO ONE could stop me! Here, I just feel… lost, sometimes.
Is your true natural to simply ‘be evil?’ You don’t want anything more? Would it be so bad if the people of Oz ‘could’ potentially accept you?
Well, it looks like I am once more on your side. If you need any help with that, just let me and the others from our site know and we will do what we can to give you a hand. We are already looking into things, and since you know where we are, you are always welcome to come and check out what theories we are working on at the time being.
You hired me as a campaign manager. Would you also accept my assistance in this back up plan, should you wish to follow it? Because if you will accept our aid in this, you have it.
We’ve been working on adapting your way of evil to the world and it’s clear so far that such methods aren’t working as well as we’d have hoped.
Essentially this leaves you with the dilemma faced by many a person in this world: do you teach yourself how to be something you’re not, bend to fit in with this world in order to make the changes you desire, and “find a place”, or do you be your true self, and risk the ridicule of peers and flying monkeys?
This is the question you must ask.
Unlike me, you have the option of leaving.
The forums are working on discovering answers: how can you go home, or how can a way be found for those who don’t want to go home to go somewhere else where they’ll be safe? There are others like you out there who it seems are not so willing to go back.
That’s a wise decision, lady Witch. One must plan for every possible outcome.
No matter what your choice will be, I’m ready to support you.
You seem to be starting to sound like me. Have we been talking too much?
Wicked Witch. Reality changes here. You are aware you cannot use magic right? Your reality is different here and therefore the things going on in your world do NOT apply here. This means you can go out into the rain and be unaffected because your reality is different. Seriously try it, go under the rain. Get poured on and you will see you won’t be affected. It doesn’t work here and I am sure you have seen it.
That’s quite a leap you’re asking! There’s one thing about testing magic, there’s another asking her to essentially risk her life. We can’t know for certain what things work and don’t work here.
I dare you to try it witch! Defy the conventional physics you believe exist! If rain hurts you then you should be able to use magic! It makes sense.
If you are holy, God shall protect. He is merciful even to those of evil nature such as you.
Er. Maybe instead of flat-out rushing into the rain, our dear Lady Witch could just, I don’t know, drip some water onto her hand and see if it burns or not. You know, something less potentially life-threatening?
But to throw herself out in the rain would show her courage. God shall protect her. In Jesus’ name!
It took a small bucket full to kill her. A drop might do the same trick.